A few weeks ago I wrote a post asking my readers what they would say if someone knocked on their bathroom door while they were out in public using the facilities. Of course there were the customary answers, “just a minute,” “occupied,” “someone’s in here” and “one second.” But there were also some pretty ingenious responses.
13. “Here!”
12. “Yes?”
11. “Be done in a jiff.”
10. “Hello?”
9. “How-DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
8. “Someone is in here, DUH!”
7. “Wait your Continue reading

